If You Polish a Turd It's Still a Turd

Jan 09, 2026

Gentlemen, if you are a man over 40 desperately chasing the next "miracle" supplement, peptide, or SARM thinking it will chisel your physique without the work, let us cut the crap, polishing a turd does not make it gold, it is still a turd.

As an online personal trainer for men over 40, I watch blokes fall for shiny promises time and again, wasting cash on quick fixes that deliver bugger all in the long run. I was tempted myself in my 40s, during my transformation from 120kg to a stage-ready 80kg at 10 percent body fat, eyeing supps as shortcuts, but they were bollocks compared to real work. Quick fixes are illusions, let us unpack why you seek them, the myth that supplements, peptides, SARMs etc are magic, why nutrition, recovery, and smart training are the real deal, and why you need to stop being a gullible dumbass, with three action points to get real.

Why Do You Seek the Quick Fix


Gentlemen, why do we chase quick fixes like a dog after its tail? It boils down to our wiring, over 40 we feel time slipping, T dipping, belly growing, and society bombards us with "easy" solutions promising results yesterday. A study from the Journal of Consumer Research shows we seek shortcuts because of instant gratification bias, the brain's dopamine hit from "new" things over delayed rewards from hard work.

For men over 40, life is hectic, work, family, less energy, so the allure of a pill or jab that "fixes" it without lifestyle upheaval is seductive. Social media fuels it, influencers with roid-enhanced bodies tout supps as the secret, hiding the grind. My client sought quick fixes after seeing ads, "lose fat overnight," but ignored the fine print of side effects and unsustainability.

Let us expand, psychologically it is avoidance, quick fixes dodge discomfort of consistent effort. Over 40, we rationalise, "I deserve easy after years of hard yakka," but it backfires, leading to cycle of try-fail-try. Science shows this "shiny object syndrome" reduces adherence 50 percent, as novelty wears off quick.

Cultural pressure too, men expected to be strong, quick fixes promise that without "weakness" of slow progress. But seeking them stems from impatience, not strategy, and it keeps you stuck.

Supplements, Peptides, SARMs Etc Are Magic


Gentlemen, the myth that supplements, peptides, SARMs, and the like are magic wands for your physique is just that, a myth peddled by marketers to empty your wallet. Sure, some have science, like creatine boosting strength 5 to 10 percent per meta-analyses, or vitamin D if deficient aiding T levels. But "magic"? Bollocks. Most overpromise, underdeliver without basics.

Peptides like BPC-157 or CJC-1295 hype as recovery miracles, but human studies are thin, mostly animal data or anecdotes. A 2025 review in Frontiers in Endocrinology found peptides aid healing modestly but with risks like hormone imbalance. SARMs, selective androgen receptor modulators like Ostarine, promise steroid gains without sides, but they suppress natural T, cause liver strain, and are banned in sports for a reason. Studies show gains similar to low dose steroids but with shutdown post cycle.

Supps like fat burners or test boosters? Often caffeine and herbs, temporary buzz, no magic. A Cochrane review found most weight loss supps ineffective long term.

My client chased "magic" peptides, got nausea and no real muscle, realised it was hype. These are tools at best, not magic, requiring diet and training to work, and even then, gains marginal for naturals over 40.

Let us expand, "magic" claims ignore placebo, many feel better from belief alone. Over 40, risks higher, hormone disruption worsens age decline. Unregulated market means contaminated products, 2025 FDA warnings highlight this. Not magic, often expensive piss.

Nutrition, Recovery and Smart Training


Gentlemen, the real "magic" is nutrition, recovery, and smart training, the trifecta that builds lasting physiques without shortcuts. Nutrition fuels, aim 1.6g protein per kg from real food, balanced carbs and fats for energy and hormones. Science from the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition shows this optimises muscle synthesis post 40.

Recovery is king, sleep 7 to 8 hours, manage stress with breathing, active rest days. A study found quality recovery boosts gains 30 percent.

Smart training means consistent, progressive programmes tailored to you, not fads. Compounds 3x week, focus form.

My transformation relied on this, not supplements. Client ditched quick fixes for balanced meals, box breathing, modified routines, results followed.

Let us expand, nutrition tracks macros, recovery tracks sleep, training tracks PRs. Over 40, this counters decline, builds resilience. No magic needed, just discipline.

Stop Being a Gullible Dumbass


Gentlemen, harsh but true, stop being a gullible dumbass falling for every "revolutionary" supp or peptide peddled online. Marketing preys on insecurity, promising easy wins, but you end up broke and no better. A study in Consumer Behaviour shows fitness industry hype leads to 70 percent buyer regret.

Why gullible? We want belief over effort, but quick fixes fail sustainability tests. My client was dumbass buying SARMs from shady sites, risked health for hype. Stop, question claims, seek evidence.

Let us expand, dumbass means ignoring basics for shiny objects. Over 40, health risks higher, do not gamble. Educate, read studies, not ads. Gullible cycle wastes time, real progress from proven paths.

3 Action Points

  • Audit your diet, track macros for a week, aim 1.6g protein per kg from food.
  • Set recovery ritual, box breathing 5 minutes daily, sleep 7 hours.
  • Commit to one smart programme 12 weeks, no switching, track progress.


    Gentlemen, ditch quick fixes, embrace real work. Join my Silhouette PT Transformation Programme at www.silhouetteptonline.com, your online personal trainer for men over 40.